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Sunday Funnies!! Jokes!


I know some of you can put these to good use!

Q: What is the definition of endless love?
A: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis 
(please don't be offended, it is meant to be funny)

Q: How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "What do you mean it was out, it was in!" 


Q: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
A: To them, "Love" means nothing. 


My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it. 

Doctors Orders
A middle management executive has to take on some sport, by his doctor's orders, so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing. "It's going fine, " the manager says. "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me, my brain immediately says, 'To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back!'" "Really? What happens then?" the secretary asks. "Then my body says, 'Who? Me? You must be kidding!" 


Q: What do you serve but not eat?
A: A Tennis Ball. 


Hope you enjoyed! Thanks to the following website for these: 
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/tennisjokes.html

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